A sarcastic, witty, and therapeutic journey through BookWorld (a.k.a. retail bookstores) with your hostess BookWench
Oddly, the movie "Arthur" came out in 1981. Maybe that confused them.
It terrifies me that you knew this/ researched this. And that you found a justification this customer's stupidity. I feel like you should follow me around all day to make them all make sense. It might help stave off my impending aneurism.